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Tuesday, June 27, 2006
LAST 48 ways of 248 ways to annoy people
201. Vacuum your lawn. (See note on 200)
202. Recite shakespearian poetry to everyone you meet.
203. Go to McDonalds and ask for a BK Whopper.
204. Order a pizza and ask them if they can "please put the crust on top this time" in an exasperated voice.
205. Every time someone asks you to do something or says something to you ask "Is that a threat?"
206. When in an elevator, in different voices, shout out random floors, and then watch as you get there, no one gets off.
207. Also, when riding up an elevator with a stranger, start singing a song that everyone knows, then expect them to start singing too. If they do not start singing, insist, "Everyone knows that song. Are you stupid?"
208. While walking make car noises loudly (Such as changing gears).
209. Whenever somebody says something, ask what the simplest word they said means. When they explain, ask what the simplest word in their explanation means. Repeat this for the entire conversation.
210. Go up to a someone and say, "Are you annoyed by irrelevant questions?" And then walk away very quickly.
211. Finish each sentence with "Monkey See, Monkey Do".
212. Click your mechanical pencils or your pens during a test in school.
213. Pretend you are invisible.
214. Convince people you are deaf and talk in an incredibly phony sign language.
215. Spend all day at a fast food restaurant and see how long it takes before you have to pay for your "free" refills.
216. Continuously open your briefcase or bag and say into it, "Have you got enough air in there?"
217. While going down in an elevator scream, "AAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!!!! WE'RE GONNA DIE!!!" for no apparent reason.
218. Call everyone a communist.
219. Explain "the little green men" in detail to someone, and when they don't believe you, accuse them of being one in disguise.
220.. Call your neighbors collect.
221. Whenever someone finishes a sentence say, "And then what happened?"
222. Page yourself over an intercom, but don't disguise your voice.
223. Send people annoying chain forwards with outrageous consequences like "If you don't send this to 300 people in 4 seconds you will die instantly" and then insist that it is true and it happened to your uncle.
224. When walking push an invisible cart and make loud squeaky noises.
225. Walk up to random people and ask them, very seriously, "Do you know the muffin man?"
226. Clear your throat every three or four words while speaking.
227. Look at your hand in amazement and say, "Whoa, I never knew I had this!"
228. While driving if you see a "How am I driving" bumper sticker, call the number and inform the operator that the driver is doing a great job.
229. When driving with companions in the car, every few seconds slam on the brakes and insist that a squirrel ran in front of you.
230. When driving with companions in the car, every few seconds slam on the brakes and insist that a squirrel ran in front of you.
231. Whenever anybody says anything to you. Respond by saying, "I know."
232. Sending this list to all of your friends through email. :-)
233. Continue to ask someone, "Is this annoying? Is this annoying?" over and over and over.
234. Tap someone on the shoulder repeatedly.
235. Begin every sentence with, "By the Gods!"
236. When you're in an argument, no matter what it's about, keep yelling "I don't see your name on it!".
237. When in public, pretend you are selling something in an infomercial.
238. At a restaurant, repeatedly send your food back for changes and after awhile insist that, "This isn't what I ordered!"
239. Go to a shoe store and try on every shoe, then say that you aren't interested in buying shoes and leave.
240. Put powdered sugar in your hair, sit down next to a stranger, and scratch your head a lot.
241. Turn on the Talk Radio Stations in your car, roll down your windows, and headbang.
242. Walk around with a plastic sword and shield and tell strangers "I must avenge the death of my father."
243. Scotch tape your door as an Anti-theft Device.
244. Super Glue quarters to floors.
245. Put the wrong date and year on the papers you hand in to your teachers.
246. Call random numbers and say "Hi, this is Julie from Basken Robins. If you can name 31 flavors in 31 seconds you get a free scoop."
247. WRIGHT N AL CAPITOL LETERS AND MISSSSSPEL EVRYTHIND!!!
248. Get two cell phones and talk to yourself on them in front of other people
202. Recite shakespearian poetry to everyone you meet.
203. Go to McDonalds and ask for a BK Whopper.
204. Order a pizza and ask them if they can "please put the crust on top this time" in an exasperated voice.
205. Every time someone asks you to do something or says something to you ask "Is that a threat?"
206. When in an elevator, in different voices, shout out random floors, and then watch as you get there, no one gets off.
207. Also, when riding up an elevator with a stranger, start singing a song that everyone knows, then expect them to start singing too. If they do not start singing, insist, "Everyone knows that song. Are you stupid?"
208. While walking make car noises loudly (Such as changing gears).
209. Whenever somebody says something, ask what the simplest word they said means. When they explain, ask what the simplest word in their explanation means. Repeat this for the entire conversation.
210. Go up to a someone and say, "Are you annoyed by irrelevant questions?" And then walk away very quickly.
211. Finish each sentence with "Monkey See, Monkey Do".
212. Click your mechanical pencils or your pens during a test in school.
213. Pretend you are invisible.
214. Convince people you are deaf and talk in an incredibly phony sign language.
215. Spend all day at a fast food restaurant and see how long it takes before you have to pay for your "free" refills.
216. Continuously open your briefcase or bag and say into it, "Have you got enough air in there?"
217. While going down in an elevator scream, "AAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!!!! WE'RE GONNA DIE!!!" for no apparent reason.
218. Call everyone a communist.
219. Explain "the little green men" in detail to someone, and when they don't believe you, accuse them of being one in disguise.
220.. Call your neighbors collect.
221. Whenever someone finishes a sentence say, "And then what happened?"
222. Page yourself over an intercom, but don't disguise your voice.
223. Send people annoying chain forwards with outrageous consequences like "If you don't send this to 300 people in 4 seconds you will die instantly" and then insist that it is true and it happened to your uncle.
224. When walking push an invisible cart and make loud squeaky noises.
225. Walk up to random people and ask them, very seriously, "Do you know the muffin man?"
226. Clear your throat every three or four words while speaking.
227. Look at your hand in amazement and say, "Whoa, I never knew I had this!"
228. While driving if you see a "How am I driving" bumper sticker, call the number and inform the operator that the driver is doing a great job.
229. When driving with companions in the car, every few seconds slam on the brakes and insist that a squirrel ran in front of you.
230. When driving with companions in the car, every few seconds slam on the brakes and insist that a squirrel ran in front of you.
231. Whenever anybody says anything to you. Respond by saying, "I know."
232. Sending this list to all of your friends through email. :-)
233. Continue to ask someone, "Is this annoying? Is this annoying?" over and over and over.
234. Tap someone on the shoulder repeatedly.
235. Begin every sentence with, "By the Gods!"
236. When you're in an argument, no matter what it's about, keep yelling "I don't see your name on it!".
237. When in public, pretend you are selling something in an infomercial.
238. At a restaurant, repeatedly send your food back for changes and after awhile insist that, "This isn't what I ordered!"
239. Go to a shoe store and try on every shoe, then say that you aren't interested in buying shoes and leave.
240. Put powdered sugar in your hair, sit down next to a stranger, and scratch your head a lot.
241. Turn on the Talk Radio Stations in your car, roll down your windows, and headbang.
242. Walk around with a plastic sword and shield and tell strangers "I must avenge the death of my father."
243. Scotch tape your door as an Anti-theft Device.
244. Super Glue quarters to floors.
245. Put the wrong date and year on the papers you hand in to your teachers.
246. Call random numbers and say "Hi, this is Julie from Basken Robins. If you can name 31 flavors in 31 seconds you get a free scoop."
247. WRIGHT N AL CAPITOL LETERS AND MISSSSSPEL EVRYTHIND!!!
248. Get two cell phones and talk to yourself on them in front of other people
100 MORE of the top 248 ways to annoy people
101. Never make eye contact.
102. Never break eye contact.
103. Construct your own pretend "tricorder," and "scan" people with it, pronouncing the results.
104. Give a play-by-play account of a person's every action in a nasal Howard Cossell voice.
105. Occasionally bark in a high-pitched voice.
106. Say "okay, you're gay" to anything someone says.
107. As people talk, smell their shoulders.
108. When in a conversation, look out the window, then say "Wait, start over. I wasn't paying attention."
109. Say to people, "Did you wear deodorant today?"
110. Place your shoes on the table.
111. When talking to someone, look at a spot about two inches to their right.
112. When standing near a "high-class person," ask them, "Excuse me, but do I have a booger hanging on my nose? I thought I picked it off."
113. Switch your neighbor's lawn furniture with someone else's.
114. Call into work and tell them you have something better to do today.
115. Buy goldfish and ask the clerk if they come with chips.
116. Sample every flavor of ice cream and tell the clerk what you don't like about each one.
117. Pick your ear wax and ask if you could use their sleeve to wipe it off.
118. Insist completely ridiculous things are true - like Bush is still President.
119. Speak in a strong Welsh accent.
120. Wear odd shoes.
121. Learn "Ice Ice Baby" by heart and recite it endlessly.
122. Disagree strongly with everything anybody says.
123. Throw stones at people walking past your house.
124. Keep changing the TV channel every two seconds.
125. Insist that Celine Dion is better than the Beatles.
126. Whenever anyone says something, laugh loudly as if they have just told and extremely funny joke.
127. Phone McDonald's and try to make a reservation for that evening.
128. Spend an entire weekend pretending you are R2-D2.
129. Phone random numbers and tell them you are holding their daughter hostage.
130. Recite the first 4,000 decimal places of Pi. Then ask if people want to hear it in binary, too.
131. Pretend you have gone completely deaf.
132. .sdrawkcab etirW
133. Walk into people's houses, go straight to the fridge without saying hello, and help yourself to their food.
134. Speak so quietly that people always have to get you to repeat it.
135. Loudly recite people's most embarrassing secrets in restaurants.
136. Play the electric guitar very loudly and badly, then when the neighbors ask you to turn it down, play even louder. When they come round to complain again, say, "Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you asked me to turn it up!
137. Try to fit the word "cornucopia" into every sentence you say.
138. Drive on the wrong side of the road.
139. Secretly learn to play the piano, then go to a friend's house who has a piano. Claim you've never played before then play Jesu Joy of Man's Desiring perfectly the first time. Then say, "I guess I must kinda be a natural."
140. Go canoeing and sing the Hawaii Five-0 theme.
141. Claim that until recently, you thought Michael Jackson was a woman.
142. Wear your cap backwards and say "Yo, wazzup?" a lot.
143. Go to a Metallica concert wearing a Michael Bolton T-Shirt.
144. Tell everyone you are Bill Clinton's cousin.
145. Take photos of people walking down the street and then run away.
146. Dedicate your life to politics, become president of the United States, then raise all taxes to 90%.
147. Down a can of Coke in one drink and then burp loudly.
148. Insist that it was Bobby who shot J.R.
149. Bark like a dog whenever anyone says the word "the."
150. Wire up people's cars so the horn comes on as soon as their car is started.
151. Ride a unicycle to work.
152. E-mail Microsoft to tell them about bugs in Windows XP that aren't actually there.
153. Stare at people for about five minutes, making sure they know you're staring at them. Then, slowly sneak up to them while humming the Mission: Impossible theme. Sniff their head, then run away. Repeat.
154. Continuously mumble during a conversation.
155. Take off the eraser to every pencil in your house, or better yet, someone else's house.
156. When in a chat room, spell everything incorrectly.
157. Insist on "Weird Al" sing-a-longs.
158. On a hot summer day, ride up and down the road and drench pedestrians with squirt guns.
159. When walking down a main road, act like a drunk.
160. Wear nothing but white and go mud wrestling.
161. Walk up to someone eating. Lean over and stare at them intently until they notice. Continue to do so until they ask what you're doing. Reply, "I've been watching you eat for the last 30 seconds.. You're weird!" Leave the restaurant.
162. When walking, talk to yourself constantly.
163. Move people's bookmarks ahead three pages when they aren't looking.
164. Call the operator. When asked, "Can I help you?" reply, "No thanks, just browsing."
165. Go to a gumball machine insert coins until you have a matching pair of fake eyeballs. After attaining these, record the theme song of The Twilight Zone over and over again. Drive down the street wearing the eyeballs and playing The Twilight Zone theme very loud. When you get pulled over, leap into the passenger's seat and claim, "He was here a minute ago, officer!"
166. On a night other than Halloween, get a few friends together and dress like Jason from Friday the 13th. Have each of you stand a mile apart on a highway.
167. After visiting the local donut shop, sit on the floor cross-legged and insist in a childish voice that you haven't received enough chocolate sprinkles.
168. Push a raisin into someone's cream-filled donut. (I don't get this one.)
169. Spread fertilizer on half your neighbor's lawn.
170. Add A535 (liquid heat) to that little hole down the center of someone's anti-perspirant.
173. Add blank entries to lists, to make it look like it's longer.
174. Call every pager number you know and leave the number for your local McDonald's.
175. Wash and scrub the trees in your front lawn.
176. Throw newspapers back at paperboys.
177. Tell people their fly is down when they're wearing sweat pants.
178. Stand on a busy corner. Gasp, look and point up. See how many people look.
179. At random times in a conversation, say "Hi," "Hello Sir, how are you?" or "Have a good day, thank you."
180. Put electrical tape over the headlights of someone's car.
181. Walk up to random strangers insisting you are family.
182. Dress like a "High-class rich person" and wash windows at random street corners. Demand a dollar in a British accent.
183. When a cop pulls you over, when they step up to your car, drive forward slowly and make them walk. Especially if it's raining.
184. In an office, lock all the doors behind you.
185. Face the back when standing in an elevator.
186. Grin so wide it hurts your cheeks at every salesperson in town.
187. When at an ATM, try to have a conversation with it, or pretend it stole your card. (This works best if there's a line.)
188. Unbend all the paperclips you can find, then replace every eraser you can find with a rubber band.
189. Ask people to prove everything they say. (e.g. "I'm Bob, nice to meet you..." "PROVE IT!")
190. Sharpen All your pencils to the same size EXACTLY.
191. Answer every question with another question. As soon as one of you says a statement instead of a question, shout "I win!".
192. Pose as a client at a bank or other professional institution, and when you are seated in front of their desk, keep rearranging the items on top into different patterns and tell them you are "just reorganizing things."
193. Instead of singing 99 bottles of beer on the wall, sing 999,999,999 bottles of beer on the wall!
194. Call every girl you know "dude".
195. Recite every song from the Playstation games PaRappa the Rapper and Um Jammer Lammy.
196. Bring a portable CD player to a concert and listen the CD because you insist that it is "Just better quality"
197. Press the "power" button on on someone's computer or keyboard when they're almost finished typing up a long essay, story etc. Apologize sincerely, claiming that you thought it was the focus adjustment.
198. Call 911 and breathe heavily.
199. Take a shower. Feel guilty. Give it back.
200. Mow your carpet. (Or preferably somebody else's)
102. Never break eye contact.
103. Construct your own pretend "tricorder," and "scan" people with it, pronouncing the results.
104. Give a play-by-play account of a person's every action in a nasal Howard Cossell voice.
105. Occasionally bark in a high-pitched voice.
106. Say "okay, you're gay" to anything someone says.
107. As people talk, smell their shoulders.
108. When in a conversation, look out the window, then say "Wait, start over. I wasn't paying attention."
109. Say to people, "Did you wear deodorant today?"
110. Place your shoes on the table.
111. When talking to someone, look at a spot about two inches to their right.
112. When standing near a "high-class person," ask them, "Excuse me, but do I have a booger hanging on my nose? I thought I picked it off."
113. Switch your neighbor's lawn furniture with someone else's.
114. Call into work and tell them you have something better to do today.
115. Buy goldfish and ask the clerk if they come with chips.
116. Sample every flavor of ice cream and tell the clerk what you don't like about each one.
117. Pick your ear wax and ask if you could use their sleeve to wipe it off.
118. Insist completely ridiculous things are true - like Bush is still President.
119. Speak in a strong Welsh accent.
120. Wear odd shoes.
121. Learn "Ice Ice Baby" by heart and recite it endlessly.
122. Disagree strongly with everything anybody says.
123. Throw stones at people walking past your house.
124. Keep changing the TV channel every two seconds.
125. Insist that Celine Dion is better than the Beatles.
126. Whenever anyone says something, laugh loudly as if they have just told and extremely funny joke.
127. Phone McDonald's and try to make a reservation for that evening.
128. Spend an entire weekend pretending you are R2-D2.
129. Phone random numbers and tell them you are holding their daughter hostage.
130. Recite the first 4,000 decimal places of Pi. Then ask if people want to hear it in binary, too.
131. Pretend you have gone completely deaf.
132. .sdrawkcab etirW
133. Walk into people's houses, go straight to the fridge without saying hello, and help yourself to their food.
134. Speak so quietly that people always have to get you to repeat it.
135. Loudly recite people's most embarrassing secrets in restaurants.
136. Play the electric guitar very loudly and badly, then when the neighbors ask you to turn it down, play even louder. When they come round to complain again, say, "Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you asked me to turn it up!
137. Try to fit the word "cornucopia" into every sentence you say.
138. Drive on the wrong side of the road.
139. Secretly learn to play the piano, then go to a friend's house who has a piano. Claim you've never played before then play Jesu Joy of Man's Desiring perfectly the first time. Then say, "I guess I must kinda be a natural."
140. Go canoeing and sing the Hawaii Five-0 theme.
141. Claim that until recently, you thought Michael Jackson was a woman.
142. Wear your cap backwards and say "Yo, wazzup?" a lot.
143. Go to a Metallica concert wearing a Michael Bolton T-Shirt.
144. Tell everyone you are Bill Clinton's cousin.
145. Take photos of people walking down the street and then run away.
146. Dedicate your life to politics, become president of the United States, then raise all taxes to 90%.
147. Down a can of Coke in one drink and then burp loudly.
148. Insist that it was Bobby who shot J.R.
149. Bark like a dog whenever anyone says the word "the."
150. Wire up people's cars so the horn comes on as soon as their car is started.
151. Ride a unicycle to work.
152. E-mail Microsoft to tell them about bugs in Windows XP that aren't actually there.
153. Stare at people for about five minutes, making sure they know you're staring at them. Then, slowly sneak up to them while humming the Mission: Impossible theme. Sniff their head, then run away. Repeat.
154. Continuously mumble during a conversation.
155. Take off the eraser to every pencil in your house, or better yet, someone else's house.
156. When in a chat room, spell everything incorrectly.
157. Insist on "Weird Al" sing-a-longs.
158. On a hot summer day, ride up and down the road and drench pedestrians with squirt guns.
159. When walking down a main road, act like a drunk.
160. Wear nothing but white and go mud wrestling.
161. Walk up to someone eating. Lean over and stare at them intently until they notice. Continue to do so until they ask what you're doing. Reply, "I've been watching you eat for the last 30 seconds.. You're weird!" Leave the restaurant.
162. When walking, talk to yourself constantly.
163. Move people's bookmarks ahead three pages when they aren't looking.
164. Call the operator. When asked, "Can I help you?" reply, "No thanks, just browsing."
165. Go to a gumball machine insert coins until you have a matching pair of fake eyeballs. After attaining these, record the theme song of The Twilight Zone over and over again. Drive down the street wearing the eyeballs and playing The Twilight Zone theme very loud. When you get pulled over, leap into the passenger's seat and claim, "He was here a minute ago, officer!"
166. On a night other than Halloween, get a few friends together and dress like Jason from Friday the 13th. Have each of you stand a mile apart on a highway.
167. After visiting the local donut shop, sit on the floor cross-legged and insist in a childish voice that you haven't received enough chocolate sprinkles.
168. Push a raisin into someone's cream-filled donut. (I don't get this one.)
169. Spread fertilizer on half your neighbor's lawn.
170. Add A535 (liquid heat) to that little hole down the center of someone's anti-perspirant.
173. Add blank entries to lists, to make it look like it's longer.
174. Call every pager number you know and leave the number for your local McDonald's.
175. Wash and scrub the trees in your front lawn.
176. Throw newspapers back at paperboys.
177. Tell people their fly is down when they're wearing sweat pants.
178. Stand on a busy corner. Gasp, look and point up. See how many people look.
179. At random times in a conversation, say "Hi," "Hello Sir, how are you?" or "Have a good day, thank you."
180. Put electrical tape over the headlights of someone's car.
181. Walk up to random strangers insisting you are family.
182. Dress like a "High-class rich person" and wash windows at random street corners. Demand a dollar in a British accent.
183. When a cop pulls you over, when they step up to your car, drive forward slowly and make them walk. Especially if it's raining.
184. In an office, lock all the doors behind you.
185. Face the back when standing in an elevator.
186. Grin so wide it hurts your cheeks at every salesperson in town.
187. When at an ATM, try to have a conversation with it, or pretend it stole your card. (This works best if there's a line.)
188. Unbend all the paperclips you can find, then replace every eraser you can find with a rubber band.
189. Ask people to prove everything they say. (e.g. "I'm Bob, nice to meet you..." "PROVE IT!")
190. Sharpen All your pencils to the same size EXACTLY.
191. Answer every question with another question. As soon as one of you says a statement instead of a question, shout "I win!".
192. Pose as a client at a bank or other professional institution, and when you are seated in front of their desk, keep rearranging the items on top into different patterns and tell them you are "just reorganizing things."
193. Instead of singing 99 bottles of beer on the wall, sing 999,999,999 bottles of beer on the wall!
194. Call every girl you know "dude".
195. Recite every song from the Playstation games PaRappa the Rapper and Um Jammer Lammy.
196. Bring a portable CD player to a concert and listen the CD because you insist that it is "Just better quality"
197. Press the "power" button on on someone's computer or keyboard when they're almost finished typing up a long essay, story etc. Apologize sincerely, claiming that you thought it was the focus adjustment.
198. Call 911 and breathe heavily.
199. Take a shower. Feel guilty. Give it back.
200. Mow your carpet. (Or preferably somebody else's)
100 of the Top 248 Ways to Annoy People
1. Specify that your drive-thru order is "to go."
2. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.
3. Start each meal by conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will "swipe your grub."
4. Name your dog "Dog."
5. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up."
6. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what you think."
7. Claim that you must always wear a bicycle helmet as part of your "astronaut training."
8. Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with a can of Lysol.
9. Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.
10. Do not add any inflection to the end of your sentences, producing awkward silences with the impression that you'll be saying more any moment.
11. Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way."
12. Tell 1-800 operators they sound gay and ask for a date.
13. Sew anti-theft detector strips into people's backpacks.
14. Hide dairy products in inaccessible places.
15. Order a side of pork rinds with your fillet mignon.
16. Change channels five minutes before the end of every show.
17. Tape pieces of "Sweating to the Oldies" over climatic parts of rental movies.
18. Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints by the cash register.
19. Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.
20. Repeat everything someone says as a question.
21. Write "X - BURIED TREASURE" in random spots on all of someone's road maps.
22. Inform everyone you meet of your personal Kennedy assassination, UFO, and OJ Simpson conspiracy theories.
23. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: "Do you hear that?", "What?", "Never mind, it's gone now."
24. Light road flares on a birthday cake.
25. Wander around a restaurant, asking other diners for their parsley.
26. At the Laundromat, use one dryer for each of your socks.
27. Stand over someone's shoulder, mumbling as they read.
28. Ask people what gender they are.
29. Lick the filling out of all the Oreos, and place the cookie parts back in the tray.
30. While making presentations, occasionally bob your head like a parakeet.
31. Lie obviously about trivial things such as the time of day.
32. Leave your Christmas lights up and lit until September.
33. Change your name to "John Aaaaasmith" for the great glory of being first in the phone book. Claim it's a Hawaiian name, and demand that people pronounce each "a."
34. Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.
35. Chew on pens that you've borrowed.
36. Wear a lot of cologne.
37. Listen to 33RPM records at 45RPM speed, and claim the faster speed is necessary because of your "superior mental processing."
38. Sing along at the opera.
39. Mow your lawn with scissors.
40. At a golf tournament, chant "swing-batabatabata-suhwing-batter!"
41. Ask the waitress for an extra seat for your "imaginary friend."
42. Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn't rhyme.
43. Ask your co-workers mysterious questions and then scribble their answers in a notebook. Mutter something about "psychological profiles."
44. Select the same song on the jukebox fifty times.
45. Construct elaborate "crop circles" in your front lawn.
46. Make appointments for the 31st of September.
47. Invite lots of people to other people's parties.
48. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 99 copies.
49. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage."
50. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.
51. Practice making fax and modem noises.
52. Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and "cc." them to your boss.
53. Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with prophecy."
54. Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears.
55. Disassemble your pen and "accidentally" flip the ink cartridge across the room.
56. Holler random numbers while someone is counting.
57. Staple papers in the middle of the page.
58. Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a "croaking" noise.
59. Honk and wave to strangers.
60. TYPE ONLY IN UPPERCASE.
61. type only in lowercase.
62. dont use any punctuation either
63. As much as possible, skip rather than walk.
64. Try playing the William Tell Overture by tapping on the bottom of your chin. When nearly done, announce "No, wait, I messed it up," and repeat.
65. Sing the theme to the Batman television show as loudly as you can, over and over and over..
66. Tell people their accent isn't fooling anyone.
67. Drum on every available surface.
68. Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page.
69. Set alarms for random times.
70. Learn Morse code and have conversations with friends in public consisting of "Beeeep bip bip beeeep bip.."
71. Buy large quantities of mint dental floss just to lick the flavor off.
72. Leave your Nine Inch Nails tape in Great Uncle Ed's stereo, with the volume properly adjusted.
73. Dress only in clothes colored Hunter's Orange.
74. Wear your pants backwards.
75. Begin all your sentences with "Ohh la la!"
76. Rouse your roommates from slumber each morning with Lou Reed's "Metal Machine Music."
77. Leave someone's printer in compressed-italic-landscape mode.
78. Pay for your dinner with pennies.
79. Tie jingle bells to all your clothes.
80. Repeat everything someone says, as a question.
81. Leave tips in Bolivian currency.
82. Demand that everyone address you as "Conquistador."
83. Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly.
84. When Christmas caroling, sing "Jingle bells, Batman smells" until physically restrained.
85. Wear a cape that says "Magnificent One."
86. Finish the 99 bottles of beer song.
87. Sing the "This is the song that never ends" song from Lampchop's Play-Along.
88. Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles.
89. Pretend your mouse is a CB radio, and talk into it.
90. Drive half a block.
91. Inform others that they exist only in your imagination.
92. Cultivate a Norwegian accent. If Norwegian, affect a southern drawl.
93. "Forget" the punch line to a long joke, but assure the listener it was a "real hoot."
94. Routinely handcuff yourself to furniture, informing the curious that you don't want to fall off "in case the big one comes."
95. Deliberately hum songs that will remain lodged in co-workers' brains, such as "Feliz Navidad," the Archies' "Sugar," or the Mr. Rogers theme song.
96. Invent nonsense computer jargon in conversations, and see if people play along to avoid the appearance of ignorance.
97. Ask to "interface" with someone.
98. Incessantly recite annoying phrases, such as "sticky wicket isn't cricket."
99. Stare at static on the TV and claim you can see a "magic picture."
100. Scuff your feet on a dry, shaggy carpet and seek out victims.
2. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.
3. Start each meal by conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will "swipe your grub."
4. Name your dog "Dog."
5. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up."
6. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what you think."
7. Claim that you must always wear a bicycle helmet as part of your "astronaut training."
8. Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with a can of Lysol.
9. Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.
10. Do not add any inflection to the end of your sentences, producing awkward silences with the impression that you'll be saying more any moment.
11. Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way."
12. Tell 1-800 operators they sound gay and ask for a date.
13. Sew anti-theft detector strips into people's backpacks.
14. Hide dairy products in inaccessible places.
15. Order a side of pork rinds with your fillet mignon.
16. Change channels five minutes before the end of every show.
17. Tape pieces of "Sweating to the Oldies" over climatic parts of rental movies.
18. Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints by the cash register.
19. Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.
20. Repeat everything someone says as a question.
21. Write "X - BURIED TREASURE" in random spots on all of someone's road maps.
22. Inform everyone you meet of your personal Kennedy assassination, UFO, and OJ Simpson conspiracy theories.
23. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: "Do you hear that?", "What?", "Never mind, it's gone now."
24. Light road flares on a birthday cake.
25. Wander around a restaurant, asking other diners for their parsley.
26. At the Laundromat, use one dryer for each of your socks.
27. Stand over someone's shoulder, mumbling as they read.
28. Ask people what gender they are.
29. Lick the filling out of all the Oreos, and place the cookie parts back in the tray.
30. While making presentations, occasionally bob your head like a parakeet.
31. Lie obviously about trivial things such as the time of day.
32. Leave your Christmas lights up and lit until September.
33. Change your name to "John Aaaaasmith" for the great glory of being first in the phone book. Claim it's a Hawaiian name, and demand that people pronounce each "a."
34. Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.
35. Chew on pens that you've borrowed.
36. Wear a lot of cologne.
37. Listen to 33RPM records at 45RPM speed, and claim the faster speed is necessary because of your "superior mental processing."
38. Sing along at the opera.
39. Mow your lawn with scissors.
40. At a golf tournament, chant "swing-batabatabata-suhwing-batter!"
41. Ask the waitress for an extra seat for your "imaginary friend."
42. Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn't rhyme.
43. Ask your co-workers mysterious questions and then scribble their answers in a notebook. Mutter something about "psychological profiles."
44. Select the same song on the jukebox fifty times.
45. Construct elaborate "crop circles" in your front lawn.
46. Make appointments for the 31st of September.
47. Invite lots of people to other people's parties.
48. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 99 copies.
49. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage."
50. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.
51. Practice making fax and modem noises.
52. Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and "cc." them to your boss.
53. Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with prophecy."
54. Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears.
55. Disassemble your pen and "accidentally" flip the ink cartridge across the room.
56. Holler random numbers while someone is counting.
57. Staple papers in the middle of the page.
58. Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a "croaking" noise.
59. Honk and wave to strangers.
60. TYPE ONLY IN UPPERCASE.
61. type only in lowercase.
62. dont use any punctuation either
63. As much as possible, skip rather than walk.
64. Try playing the William Tell Overture by tapping on the bottom of your chin. When nearly done, announce "No, wait, I messed it up," and repeat.
65. Sing the theme to the Batman television show as loudly as you can, over and over and over..
66. Tell people their accent isn't fooling anyone.
67. Drum on every available surface.
68. Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page.
69. Set alarms for random times.
70. Learn Morse code and have conversations with friends in public consisting of "Beeeep bip bip beeeep bip.."
71. Buy large quantities of mint dental floss just to lick the flavor off.
72. Leave your Nine Inch Nails tape in Great Uncle Ed's stereo, with the volume properly adjusted.
73. Dress only in clothes colored Hunter's Orange.
74. Wear your pants backwards.
75. Begin all your sentences with "Ohh la la!"
76. Rouse your roommates from slumber each morning with Lou Reed's "Metal Machine Music."
77. Leave someone's printer in compressed-italic-landscape mode.
78. Pay for your dinner with pennies.
79. Tie jingle bells to all your clothes.
80. Repeat everything someone says, as a question.
81. Leave tips in Bolivian currency.
82. Demand that everyone address you as "Conquistador."
83. Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly.
84. When Christmas caroling, sing "Jingle bells, Batman smells" until physically restrained.
85. Wear a cape that says "Magnificent One."
86. Finish the 99 bottles of beer song.
87. Sing the "This is the song that never ends" song from Lampchop's Play-Along.
88. Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles.
89. Pretend your mouse is a CB radio, and talk into it.
90. Drive half a block.
91. Inform others that they exist only in your imagination.
92. Cultivate a Norwegian accent. If Norwegian, affect a southern drawl.
93. "Forget" the punch line to a long joke, but assure the listener it was a "real hoot."
94. Routinely handcuff yourself to furniture, informing the curious that you don't want to fall off "in case the big one comes."
95. Deliberately hum songs that will remain lodged in co-workers' brains, such as "Feliz Navidad," the Archies' "Sugar," or the Mr. Rogers theme song.
96. Invent nonsense computer jargon in conversations, and see if people play along to avoid the appearance of ignorance.
97. Ask to "interface" with someone.
98. Incessantly recite annoying phrases, such as "sticky wicket isn't cricket."
99. Stare at static on the TV and claim you can see a "magic picture."
100. Scuff your feet on a dry, shaggy carpet and seek out victims.
Sunday, July 24, 2005
Wild Week #2
WOW! I can't believe it has been a month since I last wrote in here! I guess this past week and weekend so far has been about as exciting as the last time I wrote!
This time it all started again LAST Friday. Dad and I had gone to see Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, which was awesome! After the movie we stopped at Barnes and Noble to pick up a book and then went to pick up Mom from work. When we got home Animal Control was parked out front and obviously writing up something on our dogs. He never came up to the house but I knew he was since he kept looking this way.
That night we dropped Mom off to go house sit a friends house and at about 9:30 Dad and I went back to the book store for the Harry Potter book 6 release party. That was fun, esp. seeing all the kids dressed up in costumes. We got the book shortly after midnight and went home. Most of the weekend was the usual from there.
Come Wednesday we got our ticket for the dogs barking in the mail. The offense was for 7-8 AM which we will for sure be fighting once again because the dogs are NEVER out that early. The BITCH has nothing better to do obviously than to call in on our dogs. That evening Mom went out to take more pictures of the tracks from their trucks on the grass in the event the fence IS on our property and then her trucks would have been damaging our property and THEY will get a hefty fine.
The bitch came out while Mom was taking pictures and they got into an argument. She was trying to tell my Mom she couldn't take pictures of her house or yard but my Mom continued to anyway. They went on for a while until Mom told her that she needed mental help and then came in. She was told at that time that the bitch had a surveyor coming out the NEXT day to prove where the property line is. Long story short there...one never came.
Adding insult to injury went with Dad to pick up supper on Friday and he got stopped on the way back for not making a complete stop at the stop sign..BAD DAD! So there was 2 tickets in one week for Dad..the ones for the dogs was issued to him as well since they are registered under his name.
Saturday I had my quarterly diabetes check up in the morning. Dad took me out and there was a Severe Thunderstorm watch that I figured we wouldn't get anyway because we never do. While I was in the lab getting blood drawn the sky had turned to black and it was raining so heavy you couldn't see out the windows. I went back to the waiting room and Dad decided we would be sitting there and waiting til it calmed down.
We got home and everything fine though it was still raining buckets most of the way home. Got home, had lunch then headed back out with Mom to do some shopping for a cousins bridal shower. We got out to the shopping strip mall we were planning on shopping and EVERYTHING was dark. Apparently they had lost power!
At first we sat there in the car wondering what was being done as we saw people coming out yet. Asked one of them if they were actually still open and she said yes. So....being women we proceeded on and went in to do some shopping by emergency lights! (those of you who have worked retail know how NOT bright those are).
We looked around but it was really hard to tell what anything was. Mom found herself a pillow and I picked up a gift for a friend of mine. We also called my brother 3 times during this first time in..LOL We left so Mom could go smoke then returned to try it again. We needed the bridal registry which we couldn't get since there was no power so we called my brother back AGAIN. He looked it up on his computer and then read it to us as we shopped in the dark. LOL All and all we managed to find gifts from both my Mom and I in the dark that were on her list.
We did stop in and do some other shopping downtown then headed home. Dad and I headed to the grocery store then and saw a whole area that used to be trees cleared out by Como Zoo..wonder what they are doing there? Groceries went quick, came home, ate, took a nap and now here I am! What a bunch of fun heh? Bet you wish you were me!!!! LOL
This time it all started again LAST Friday. Dad and I had gone to see Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, which was awesome! After the movie we stopped at Barnes and Noble to pick up a book and then went to pick up Mom from work. When we got home Animal Control was parked out front and obviously writing up something on our dogs. He never came up to the house but I knew he was since he kept looking this way.
That night we dropped Mom off to go house sit a friends house and at about 9:30 Dad and I went back to the book store for the Harry Potter book 6 release party. That was fun, esp. seeing all the kids dressed up in costumes. We got the book shortly after midnight and went home. Most of the weekend was the usual from there.
Come Wednesday we got our ticket for the dogs barking in the mail. The offense was for 7-8 AM which we will for sure be fighting once again because the dogs are NEVER out that early. The BITCH has nothing better to do obviously than to call in on our dogs. That evening Mom went out to take more pictures of the tracks from their trucks on the grass in the event the fence IS on our property and then her trucks would have been damaging our property and THEY will get a hefty fine.
The bitch came out while Mom was taking pictures and they got into an argument. She was trying to tell my Mom she couldn't take pictures of her house or yard but my Mom continued to anyway. They went on for a while until Mom told her that she needed mental help and then came in. She was told at that time that the bitch had a surveyor coming out the NEXT day to prove where the property line is. Long story short there...one never came.
Adding insult to injury went with Dad to pick up supper on Friday and he got stopped on the way back for not making a complete stop at the stop sign..BAD DAD! So there was 2 tickets in one week for Dad..the ones for the dogs was issued to him as well since they are registered under his name.
Saturday I had my quarterly diabetes check up in the morning. Dad took me out and there was a Severe Thunderstorm watch that I figured we wouldn't get anyway because we never do. While I was in the lab getting blood drawn the sky had turned to black and it was raining so heavy you couldn't see out the windows. I went back to the waiting room and Dad decided we would be sitting there and waiting til it calmed down.
We got home and everything fine though it was still raining buckets most of the way home. Got home, had lunch then headed back out with Mom to do some shopping for a cousins bridal shower. We got out to the shopping strip mall we were planning on shopping and EVERYTHING was dark. Apparently they had lost power!
At first we sat there in the car wondering what was being done as we saw people coming out yet. Asked one of them if they were actually still open and she said yes. So....being women we proceeded on and went in to do some shopping by emergency lights! (those of you who have worked retail know how NOT bright those are).
We looked around but it was really hard to tell what anything was. Mom found herself a pillow and I picked up a gift for a friend of mine. We also called my brother 3 times during this first time in..LOL We left so Mom could go smoke then returned to try it again. We needed the bridal registry which we couldn't get since there was no power so we called my brother back AGAIN. He looked it up on his computer and then read it to us as we shopped in the dark. LOL All and all we managed to find gifts from both my Mom and I in the dark that were on her list.
We did stop in and do some other shopping downtown then headed home. Dad and I headed to the grocery store then and saw a whole area that used to be trees cleared out by Como Zoo..wonder what they are doing there? Groceries went quick, came home, ate, took a nap and now here I am! What a bunch of fun heh? Bet you wish you were me!!!! LOL
Monday, October 25, 2004
Hey...remember me?
LOL It has been almost a whole month since I last wrote...SHAME SHAME!!!!
Anywho...now I have to try and think if anything interesting has happened in that months time! LOL I will start by addressing two things to a couple of my friends who also have Xangas. FIRST...I walk the dogs for a half a mile NOT around the block, give me credit! LOL Secondly...Grandparents day is in September...I know this because my Mom grips that my brother doesn't bring the kids over. T...the schools are sending you for a loop! LOL
Moving on...I think I went to a total of 3 Twins games this fall. Two of them were compliments of my brother...he had extra tickets and we were his only option I guess. LOL They didn't win any of the ones we went to unless you count the one which got called for football and continued the next day. That was wild...the game was tied in the 11th I think and they had to stop so the grounds crew had time to set up the field for the football game that night. They were giving everyone there the chance to either return to watch the rest of the game the next day along with the regularly scheduled one OR any home game next year...general admission. Since they were my brothers tickets we chose to NOT go back the next day and now he will go to a game next season for free.
The dogs are loving the walks and they are good for me too. I go right away when I get up...no sitting and waking up for me. I made that mistake one day and we ended up not going. LOL On occassion if they are good for the start of the walk I treat them to the playground. I know, sounds silly but Bailey loves it! He goes down the slides and both of them like to climb on the train thing they have there...usually. On the weekends Mom goes with us and we go all the way down to the park area by the lake and wrap around to come home.
The weather is getting chillier but hasn't been TOO bad lately. It has actually been worse in the house...computer room to be exact...than outside sometimes. My hands get cold but hey...the computer is worth it! We had a rather dreary Friday and Saturday. It was cloudy and misting all day with rain showers on occassion Saturday. The boys were lucky to still get their walks.
Went to play BINGO on Friday night...we should have saved our money! LOL We don't usually win so I don't know why we continue to go, must be for the fun of it. It is great to see all the wellfare people and grandpas that come to pick up their wives afterwards. Let's not forget making fun of one of the bingo callers who holds the microphone too close to her mouth!
Dad worked over the weekend so he has today off (nice to get a short time on while he works outside right now) and also Wednesday. Mom says she might take that day off to so we can all sleep in! LOL This weekend I have been invited to go to a Halloween party but not sure if I will be able to go or not. Since I don't drive I have to chance that my friend who has been ill lately still wants to go and will drive even though she hates going the freeway. We'll have to wait and see.
Okay...I better wrap it up here for now. Maybe I will have to tie a string around my wrist to remind me to write everyday..or at least every other day! I will think if I have left out anything and add that tomorrow! NOW GET OFF MY BACK TO UPDATE! hee hee
Anywho...now I have to try and think if anything interesting has happened in that months time! LOL I will start by addressing two things to a couple of my friends who also have Xangas. FIRST...I walk the dogs for a half a mile NOT around the block, give me credit! LOL Secondly...Grandparents day is in September...I know this because my Mom grips that my brother doesn't bring the kids over. T...the schools are sending you for a loop! LOL
Moving on...I think I went to a total of 3 Twins games this fall. Two of them were compliments of my brother...he had extra tickets and we were his only option I guess. LOL They didn't win any of the ones we went to unless you count the one which got called for football and continued the next day. That was wild...the game was tied in the 11th I think and they had to stop so the grounds crew had time to set up the field for the football game that night. They were giving everyone there the chance to either return to watch the rest of the game the next day along with the regularly scheduled one OR any home game next year...general admission. Since they were my brothers tickets we chose to NOT go back the next day and now he will go to a game next season for free.
The dogs are loving the walks and they are good for me too. I go right away when I get up...no sitting and waking up for me. I made that mistake one day and we ended up not going. LOL On occassion if they are good for the start of the walk I treat them to the playground. I know, sounds silly but Bailey loves it! He goes down the slides and both of them like to climb on the train thing they have there...usually. On the weekends Mom goes with us and we go all the way down to the park area by the lake and wrap around to come home.
The weather is getting chillier but hasn't been TOO bad lately. It has actually been worse in the house...computer room to be exact...than outside sometimes. My hands get cold but hey...the computer is worth it! We had a rather dreary Friday and Saturday. It was cloudy and misting all day with rain showers on occassion Saturday. The boys were lucky to still get their walks.
Went to play BINGO on Friday night...we should have saved our money! LOL We don't usually win so I don't know why we continue to go, must be for the fun of it. It is great to see all the wellfare people and grandpas that come to pick up their wives afterwards. Let's not forget making fun of one of the bingo callers who holds the microphone too close to her mouth!
Dad worked over the weekend so he has today off (nice to get a short time on while he works outside right now) and also Wednesday. Mom says she might take that day off to so we can all sleep in! LOL This weekend I have been invited to go to a Halloween party but not sure if I will be able to go or not. Since I don't drive I have to chance that my friend who has been ill lately still wants to go and will drive even though she hates going the freeway. We'll have to wait and see.
Okay...I better wrap it up here for now. Maybe I will have to tie a string around my wrist to remind me to write everyday..or at least every other day! I will think if I have left out anything and add that tomorrow! NOW GET OFF MY BACK TO UPDATE! hee hee
Thursday, September 30, 2004
WOW! Shame on me and slap my hands!
I haven't updated here in a week, you would think I actually have a life or something. HA HA HA
Anyway, what has happened since I last talked...That's hard to think of! LOL I know that on Saturday, or was it Sunday...I think it was Saturday? Anywho, my brother came over with the twins. It was so nice to see them again, it has been a while. Oh, and then the Saturday BEFORE that I went to the Twins game with my bro..what a waste of a game! The Twins did manage to lose BIG time. We were sitting there near the end of the game placing bets on how the end score of the game would be compared to some others scores of other games. LOL
I have started taking the dogs on walks daily. It started out just taking Bailey since he needs to lose weight but then Brandy started to get jealous and one thing lead to the next. This will be the second week and I must say, there really is nothing like a good brisk morning walk. No more sleeping until noon for me!
Last night I went out with some friends that I used to work with at Mervyn's (yes, I DID work there). One of them I had recently gotten in touch with again by way of running into him at the casino. The others, well...I chanced to write and email to one of them and she just happened to be getting together with the rest so me and the guy friend (JUST a FRIEND) joined them. We went out original plan to Cafe Latte and moved it to Sydneys because Cafe Latte was WAY to busy. Talk about going back in time!
The weather is getting a bit chilly here now. My Dad actually turned on the heat today! I think winter is truly on it's way...snow and all. They are saying that it may be cold enough tomorrow and Friday for upper parts of the state to actually GET the "S" word.
Well, enough for tonight. I need to get to bed since I get up earlier now. Have a great whatever from whenever you read this!
Anyway, what has happened since I last talked...That's hard to think of! LOL I know that on Saturday, or was it Sunday...I think it was Saturday? Anywho, my brother came over with the twins. It was so nice to see them again, it has been a while. Oh, and then the Saturday BEFORE that I went to the Twins game with my bro..what a waste of a game! The Twins did manage to lose BIG time. We were sitting there near the end of the game placing bets on how the end score of the game would be compared to some others scores of other games. LOL
I have started taking the dogs on walks daily. It started out just taking Bailey since he needs to lose weight but then Brandy started to get jealous and one thing lead to the next. This will be the second week and I must say, there really is nothing like a good brisk morning walk. No more sleeping until noon for me!
Last night I went out with some friends that I used to work with at Mervyn's (yes, I DID work there). One of them I had recently gotten in touch with again by way of running into him at the casino. The others, well...I chanced to write and email to one of them and she just happened to be getting together with the rest so me and the guy friend (JUST a FRIEND) joined them. We went out original plan to Cafe Latte and moved it to Sydneys because Cafe Latte was WAY to busy. Talk about going back in time!
The weather is getting a bit chilly here now. My Dad actually turned on the heat today! I think winter is truly on it's way...snow and all. They are saying that it may be cold enough tomorrow and Friday for upper parts of the state to actually GET the "S" word.
Well, enough for tonight. I need to get to bed since I get up earlier now. Have a great whatever from whenever you read this!
Wednesday, September 08, 2004
Not a whole lot new or exciting going on in my life, what's new? LOL
Today I sent out a set of 4 cards that I am donating to a Sheltie Rescue auction for Crystal. When they give me the site for it I will be sure and post it here in case any of you want to help out or just see my great works of art. When I read the story about how poor Crystal was I almost cried! Here is a peek at what I got to read about her...
"I marveled at this 6 month old puppy, so ill, so abused and neglected, who could still manage to greet a stranger with a wiggling body and a play bow. Crystal has the sweetest temperament I've ever seen in a dog. She tolerates any insult without so much as a whimper, and she rejoices in the smallest act of affection. She has never learned to walk in a straight line, has neverexperience the joy of running. Before coming into rescue, she had never beenoutside in the world. When I put her down on the grass in my yard, shewalked in a circle, all she could ever do in the confinement of her cage."
SO, being an animal lover, esp. dogs, I had to donate something! I hate to hear about how badly any animal is treated and disrespected for what they are. People who still see them as mearly objects that can be tossed away like garbage!
Yesterday the neice and nephew started Kindergarten, all day. Mom talked to them tonight and she said they were talking so fast about everything they have done she didnt understand half of it! LOL All she caught was that they have a friend named Tyler, can earn marbles for a marble party and heard the Aligator song (if anyone has any idea what the words are to this please let me know! LOL). I am sure if we see them any time soon we will hear all about it over and over. I am glad that they are doing okay so far, we were all a little worried.
Things with the neighbors haven't changed. Our fence is STILL up and she isn't around much. We are guessing she was only making idle threats hoping we would be scared and take it down I guess. She must be stupid then because if we haven't taken it dow by now why would we believe this latest threat? Dumb Bitch! (excuse the pottey mouth).
So, since there is nothing else to tell I will leave you all hanging there and maybe somehting exciting will happen tomorrow to talk about!
"I marveled at this 6 month old puppy, so ill, so abused and neglected, who could still manage to greet a stranger with a wiggling body and a play bow. Crystal has the sweetest temperament I've ever seen in a dog. She tolerates any insult without so much as a whimper, and she rejoices in the smallest act of affection. She has never learned to walk in a straight line, has neverexperience the joy of running. Before coming into rescue, she had never beenoutside in the world. When I put her down on the grass in my yard, shewalked in a circle, all she could ever do in the confinement of her cage."
SO, being an animal lover, esp. dogs, I had to donate something! I hate to hear about how badly any animal is treated and disrespected for what they are. People who still see them as mearly objects that can be tossed away like garbage!
Yesterday the neice and nephew started Kindergarten, all day. Mom talked to them tonight and she said they were talking so fast about everything they have done she didnt understand half of it! LOL All she caught was that they have a friend named Tyler, can earn marbles for a marble party and heard the Aligator song (if anyone has any idea what the words are to this please let me know! LOL). I am sure if we see them any time soon we will hear all about it over and over. I am glad that they are doing okay so far, we were all a little worried.
Things with the neighbors haven't changed. Our fence is STILL up and she isn't around much. We are guessing she was only making idle threats hoping we would be scared and take it down I guess. She must be stupid then because if we haven't taken it dow by now why would we believe this latest threat? Dumb Bitch! (excuse the pottey mouth).
So, since there is nothing else to tell I will leave you all hanging there and maybe somehting exciting will happen tomorrow to talk about!
Sunday, September 05, 2004
Another weekend...OVER!!!
Well, I guess for some people it still has one day being a holiday and all. To me, there really isn't weekends though other than having other people in the house all day long with me! LOL Saturday was pretty much the usual stuff. Mom decided to be nice and let Dad stay home while the two of us went grocery shopping. Of course, her idea of shopping was to let me do the shopping while she got her nails done, silly Mom. There was a bit of a wait for her to get them done so we shopped at the stamp store for a bit first and got some paper, stickers and die cuts. Now she expects me to make some 'first day of school' cards for the twins, lucky me. Didn't do anything exciting that night, just watched "Amazing Race 5" and then of course "Big Brother"...wish Marvin didn't have to leave! Late last night while I was on the computer I heard some kind of sound, as if one of the parental units was playing with Brandy but they were in bed so I thought nothing of it and went to bed soon after myself.
Slept in until 11:30 Sunday morning, guess I was tired. Anyway, when I got up I got some kind of disturbing news. Apparently, sometime during the night our shepherd pole was up out of the ground and some weeds next to the back deck/in front of the back room window were flattened. Sure, it was windy but there is no way it could have been the wind since they were down in 2 different directions. That freaks me out now to think that someone could have been in our back yard, worse yet looking in the back window...WHERE I WAS!!!
Bailey did bark at something but we thought he was just barking at the wind like he so often does. Now to think there might have actually been a reason! Get this though, we have a fish wire going out our back window attached to the pole so we can tug it to make the windchimes go off (this is for the "PRINCESS") and we are thinking that whomever was in our yard tripped on it trying to make a quick get away when Bailey barked. Kinda cool to have a trap set up and not even know it! LOL We aren't 100% positive that is what went down but what else could it have been?
SO, during the day Sunday we all went to play BINGO, even Dad. We figured he needed to get out of the house and do something other than sit at the computer all day. It was very humid out and we knew it would rain, why didn't we bring an umbrella or something? LOL Anyway, Dad was okay at bingo yet I did have to help him watch his cards, he forgot or missed a number here or there. Needless to say, in the 31 games played we didn't win any. It was a packed house so I am not surprised.
We got out and it was getting dark and before we got home the rain hit. Too bad because now Bailey will not go out until it stops and it wasn't about to any time soon. The rain continued on and off, mostly on, for the rest of the night and as I write this it is pretty windy and a down pour out there I think I will have to finish up with what I need to do and get off. SO, hope you all had a great weekend and I will update again soon!
Slept in until 11:30 Sunday morning, guess I was tired. Anyway, when I got up I got some kind of disturbing news. Apparently, sometime during the night our shepherd pole was up out of the ground and some weeds next to the back deck/in front of the back room window were flattened. Sure, it was windy but there is no way it could have been the wind since they were down in 2 different directions. That freaks me out now to think that someone could have been in our back yard, worse yet looking in the back window...WHERE I WAS!!!
Bailey did bark at something but we thought he was just barking at the wind like he so often does. Now to think there might have actually been a reason! Get this though, we have a fish wire going out our back window attached to the pole so we can tug it to make the windchimes go off (this is for the "PRINCESS") and we are thinking that whomever was in our yard tripped on it trying to make a quick get away when Bailey barked. Kinda cool to have a trap set up and not even know it! LOL We aren't 100% positive that is what went down but what else could it have been?
SO, during the day Sunday we all went to play BINGO, even Dad. We figured he needed to get out of the house and do something other than sit at the computer all day. It was very humid out and we knew it would rain, why didn't we bring an umbrella or something? LOL Anyway, Dad was okay at bingo yet I did have to help him watch his cards, he forgot or missed a number here or there. Needless to say, in the 31 games played we didn't win any. It was a packed house so I am not surprised.
We got out and it was getting dark and before we got home the rain hit. Too bad because now Bailey will not go out until it stops and it wasn't about to any time soon. The rain continued on and off, mostly on, for the rest of the night and as I write this it is pretty windy and a down pour out there I think I will have to finish up with what I need to do and get off. SO, hope you all had a great weekend and I will update again soon!
Thursday, September 02, 2004
Meeting Melissa Reeves...Jen on Days of Our Lives
Hey guys!
Well, I wasn't online Tuesday or most of yesterday because I spent the whole day at our state fair Tuesday. Oh I wish you could have gone with Kim! We got there early enough to catch Blue County's first concert at 1 PM. Afterwards, stood in line to get autographs and while talking to Scott ( he used to play Ryan on Y&R for you Soap Opera fans)found out that indeed Missy was there! My Mom said she thought she saw her during the concert but didn't want to say something and be wrong. LOL So, we did a hunt and didn't have to look very far. As we went around to where the tour bus was there she was! My Mom just yelled "Jennifer" and she waved to us, so I motioned her to come over and she did! So, we stood there talking with her for about a half an hour, she is so sweet! We also got to meet her daughter then and when we told her we would be back for the second concert she actually said "See you then, have fun at the fair". Of course we made it back to the second show and I talked to her for about 10 minutes before the concert. Dad was meeting us after work so I called him before he left and told him to bring the camera. When he got there the concert had just ended so I didn't get any pictures of Blue County but you can be sure that I went around back again and asked Missy for a picture, of course she said yes! So again now my Dad and I stood around talking with her for 30-45 minutes. She was pretty open and we had a nice time. She agrees with all the fans that she and the baby should both be dead already AND that you wouldn't catch her dressed like Jen is if she was about to give birth! Other than that we didn't talk Days much, just family chit chat and everything. I tell you, that made the whole trip to fair all the more worth it. So, that was my day of meeting Missy Reeves!
Well, I wasn't online Tuesday or most of yesterday because I spent the whole day at our state fair Tuesday. Oh I wish you could have gone with Kim! We got there early enough to catch Blue County's first concert at 1 PM. Afterwards, stood in line to get autographs and while talking to Scott ( he used to play Ryan on Y&R for you Soap Opera fans)found out that indeed Missy was there! My Mom said she thought she saw her during the concert but didn't want to say something and be wrong. LOL So, we did a hunt and didn't have to look very far. As we went around to where the tour bus was there she was! My Mom just yelled "Jennifer" and she waved to us, so I motioned her to come over and she did! So, we stood there talking with her for about a half an hour, she is so sweet! We also got to meet her daughter then and when we told her we would be back for the second concert she actually said "See you then, have fun at the fair". Of course we made it back to the second show and I talked to her for about 10 minutes before the concert. Dad was meeting us after work so I called him before he left and told him to bring the camera. When he got there the concert had just ended so I didn't get any pictures of Blue County but you can be sure that I went around back again and asked Missy for a picture, of course she said yes! So again now my Dad and I stood around talking with her for 30-45 minutes. She was pretty open and we had a nice time. She agrees with all the fans that she and the baby should both be dead already AND that you wouldn't catch her dressed like Jen is if she was about to give birth! Other than that we didn't talk Days much, just family chit chat and everything. I tell you, that made the whole trip to fair all the more worth it. So, that was my day of meeting Missy Reeves!
